Go away Rod Stewart
You are out of tune
I didn’t even realise he wasn’t actually Scottish until my dad told me just now. As my dad said ‘it’s a poor do when they have to get the English involved!’
But now I am confused as to how I ever thought Rod Stewart was Scottish.
Calvin Harris isn’t even from Glasgow
This is nothing like a ceilidh
What mad fever dream is this
I warned you! I told you not to watch it! Why didn’t you listen to me? Why does no one ever listen to me?
Amy MacDonald, Rod Stewart, John Barrowman and Susan Boyle.
This is the rich musical legacy of Scotland.
Stop the country, I want to get off.
Annie Lennox, The Proclaimers and Sheena Easton were obviously too classy to touch this shit.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.